[00:22.78]Left the keys in the van, with a gat in each hand [00:25.56]Went up in Eastland and shot a policeman [00:28.12]F**k a peace plan, if a citizen bystands [00:30.65]The sh*t is in my hands, here's yo' lifespan [00:33.46]And for what yo' life's worth, this money is twice than [00:35.98]Grab a couple grand and lamp in Iceland [00:38.71]See I'm a nice man but money turned me to Satan [00:41.42]I'm thirsty for this green so bad I'm dehydratin [00:43.96]Hurry up with the cash b**ch, I got a ride waitin [00:46.75]Shot a man twice in the back when he tried skatin [00:49.46]I want the whole pie, I won't be denied nathan [00:52.07]Maybe I need my head inside straightened [00:54.29]Brain contemplatin, clean out the register [00:56.76]Dip before somebody catches ya [00:58.72]Or gets your description and sketches ya [01:00.71]The connection was the prime suspect [01:02.73]But I ain't set to flee the scene of the crime just yet [01:05.24]Cause I got a daughter to feed [01:06.68]And 200 ain't enough to water the seed [01:09.29]The best thing would be for me to leave Taco Bell and hit up Chess King [01:13.31]And have the lady at the desk bring [01:15.36]Money from the safe in the back, stepped in wavin the Mac [01:18.67]Cooperate, and we can operate, and save an attack [01:21.72]This b**ch tried escapin the jack [01:23.59]Grabbed her by the throat, it's murder she wrote [01:25.66]You barely heard a word as she choked [01:27.58]It wasn't nuttin for her to be smoked [01:29.47]But I slammed her on her back til her vertebrae broke [01:32.04]Just then the pigs bust in yellin "Freeze" [01:34.65]But I'm already wanted for sellin ki's [01:36.79]And bunch of other felonies from A to Z like spellin bees [01:39.15]So before I dropped to the ground and fell on knees [01:42.77]I bust shots, they bust back [01:44.65]Hit be square in the chest, wasn't wearin a vest [02:09.69]Left the house, pullin out the drive backin out [02:12.11]Blew the back end out this lady's Jag, started blackin out [02:15.07]Pulled the Mac-10 out, stuck it in her face [02:17.31]Shut your yackin mouth, 'fore I blow the brain from out the back ya scalp [02:20.47]** her by her hair, smacked her up [02:22.76]Thinkin f**k it, mug her while you're there, jacked her up [02:25.33]Stole her car, made a profit [02:26.91]Grabbed the tape from out the deck and offed it out the window [02:29.26]Like the girl in "Set It Off" did [02:30.97]Jetted off kid, stole the whip, now I'm a criminal [02:33.60]Drove it through somebody's yard, dove into they swimmin pool [02:36.37]Climbed out and collapsed on the patio [02:38.58]I made it out alive but I'm injured badly though [02:41.34]Parents screamin: "Son, go in and call the police [02:44.08]Tell em there's a crazy man disturbing all of the peace!" [02:46.76]Tried to stall him at least long enough to let me leap up [02:49.51]Run in they crib and at least leave with some little cheap stuff [02:52.13]Actin like they never seen nobody hit a ;ick before [02:55.03]Smashed the window, grabbed the Nintendo 64 [02:57.83]When they sell out in stores the price triples [03:00.14]I ran up the block jumpin kids on tricycles [03:02.55]And collided with an 80-year old lady with groceries [03:05.61]There goes cheese, eggs, milk and Post Toasties [03:08.34]Stood up and started to see stars [03:10.40]Too many siren sounds, it seemed like a thousand police cars [03:13.80]Barely escaped, must-a been some dumb luck [03:16.27]Jumped up and climbed the back of a movin dump truck [03:18.98]But I think somebody seen me maybe [03:20.91]Plus I lost the damn Nintendo and I musta dropped the Beanie Baby [03:23.98]F**k it I give up, I'm surrounded in blue suits [03:26.67]Came out with a white flag hollerin "truce truce" [03:29.51]And surrendered my weapon to cops [03:31.08]Wasn't me! It was the gangster rap and the peppermint Schnapps