How come you are always off your head
And yet you still end up in your bed
With some mint blonde I've never seen before
And you get away with kicking her face
First out of your front door
You get admiration from all of the lads
The mothers take a shine to you
That's not the case with the dads
They have to keep both eyes upon you
Just in case you make a move
But we know that you wouldn't be so daft
And that's what makes you so smooth
So next time you're out
Can I stand and watch from the bar
Just to see if it's true how far
You will take your good looks your wit and charm
And walk out of this place
With sixteen girls on each arm
You get admiration from all of the lads
The mothers take a shine to you
That's not the case with the dads
They have to keep both eyes upon you
Just in case you make a move
But we know that you wouldn't be so daft
And that's what makes you so smooth
[00:01.92]How come you are always off your head
[00:11.04]And yet you still end up in your bed
[00:18.96]With some mint blonde I've never seen before
[00:25.17]And you get away with kicking her face
[00:28.44]First out of your front door
[00:33.87]You get admiration from all of the lads
[00:41.04]The mothers take a shine to you
[00:43.62]That's not the case with the dads
[00:47.28]They have to keep both eyes upon you
[00:51.21]Just in case you make a move
[00:54.51]But we know that you wouldn't be so daft
[00:58.62]And that's what makes you so smooth
[01:19.08]So next time you're out
[01:22.41]Can I stand and watch from the bar
[01:26.49]Just to see if it's true how far
[01:33.54]You will take your good looks your wit and charm
[01:39.03]And walk out of this place
[01:42.33]With sixteen girls on each arm
[01:47.34]You get admiration from all of the lads
[01:54.24]The mothers take a shine to you
[01:56.52]That's not the case with the dads
[02:00.09]They have to keep both eyes upon you
[02:03.63]Just in case you make a move
[02:06.66]But we know that you wouldn't be so daft
[02:10.53]And that's what makes you so smooth