[00:01.92]How come you are always off your head [00:11.04]And yet you still end up in your bed [00:18.96]With some mint blonde I've never seen before [00:25.17]And you get away with kicking her face [00:28.44]First out of your front door [00:33.87]You get admiration from all of the lads [00:41.04]The mothers take a shine to you [00:43.62]That's not the case with the dads [00:47.28]They have to keep both eyes upon you [00:51.21]Just in case you make a move [00:54.51]But we know that you wouldn't be so daft [00:58.62]And that's what makes you so smooth [01:19.08]So next time you're out [01:22.41]Can I stand and watch from the bar [01:26.49]Just to see if it's true how far [01:33.54]You will take your good looks your wit and charm [01:39.03]And walk out of this place [01:42.33]With sixteen girls on each arm [01:47.34]You get admiration from all of the lads [01:54.24]The mothers take a shine to you [01:56.52]That's not the case with the dads [02:00.09]They have to keep both eyes upon you [02:03.63]Just in case you make a move [02:06.66]But we know that you wouldn't be so daft [02:10.53]And that's what makes you so smooth